My New Years Resolution is to work my fingers to the bone so I can have a subscription! By golly I want one. So I shall have it. Maybe not as soon as I'd like, but one day, one day. DA teased me by giving me a free week a few months back and I've been going stir-crazy ever since. Coffee is bland, the sky is always gray, the stars just don't seem to be as bright anymore. Not since,....my free week subscription ran out. It was like hooking me up with free cable for a week and then yanking my cord. Oh the inhumanity. They make you want it. They drive it into your soul. The voices are getting louder now. I swear the DA staff is whispering into my ear while I sleep. The earie, chilling, desperate moaning calling out, "Buy a subscription" over and over. I see them staring in my windows, watching me when I'm not looking. Peering through the shadows as I walk along. Watching my every move. I fear for my safety. I no longer leave this empty shell of a home. Curtains drawn, lights always dimmed. When will this torment stop? There it is again, listen..."Get a subcription"
Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!